Arnold Palmer

When you urinate in a girls anus during or after anal intercourse.

My girlfriend finally let me give her an Arnold Palmer last night, she really enjoyed it.

by Scott825 October 25, 2023

Palmer

Lazy truck driver that takes long breaks, shuts down early, drops trailer, makes lots of mistakes, and is always late for deliveries.

I need to drive my clock out today, but I think I’m going to pull a Palmer.

by Biscuit601 November 21, 2021

arnold palmer

Very dry ass sex; no lube ass fucking; anal coitus but without lubricant

Me and River were having an Arnold Palmer, he really needs to learn how to relax

by bignasty March 24, 2022

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020

palmer-smith

when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner

"i got told off for wearing too many earrings"
"by who?"
"palmer-smith"
"i cant stand that cunt"

by oscar2005 July 29, 2021

Megan Palmer

A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.

Wow did you see Megan Palmer right there!

Fenomanal
He can come and father me anytime

by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018