Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Pooper tennis

when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis

"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"

"How was it?"

"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"

by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019

Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013

kooper pooper

mid

the food he cooks is so kooper pooper.

by doomi28 May 17, 2022

Party Pooper

Drifloon

Drifloon is such a party pooper, she doesn't like fun at all!

by drifloonitic234543 November 19, 2021

Aggressive pooper

Trying different methods to assure they poop properly every single day. Probably poop 2-3 times a day.

If you open their fridge you will see tones of Red dragon fruits, or other fruits that full of fibers and make u poop right after eating it

Omg! There’s so many Red dragon fruits in your fridge.

Ya coz my family is Aggressive pooper. They like to poop good and poop well.

by Hjiolidea October 10, 2020