pookie

someone who is so into you but ur legit inside of their mum

person 1: 'hey pookie! you are my pookkie... right?'
person 2: 'of course i am! let me just go do ur mum rn!'

by ardlynower June 05, 2023

Pookie

A food baby, of sorts, usually after consumption of cookies, hence the word pookie

My girlfriend asked last night if I was pregnant and I said no, it’s just my pookie

by Glara4700 April 16, 2019

Pookie

The fattest of fat blunts and joints.

Anthony rolled a pookie so fat last night we both greened out within our first tokes.

by Souffle May 20, 2020

Pookie

Someone who likes to cuddle after a shag

He’s such a pookie
Yeah Angus

by Raddawg March 02, 2024

Pookie

POOKIE MEANS YOUR RIDE OR DIE. YOUR 4LIFERZ

Girl A: HI POOKIE, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!
Girl B: YES POOKALICIOUS

by i poo in public toilets November 06, 2023

Pookie

Pookies suck. I could only ever dream to be a pookie, but it could never be and so I vengeance. If ur pookie this is ur warning, u better run as fast and far as u can bc I’m releasing my hound dogs and they’re silly july 18 4pm u ain’t nothing but a hound dog. We will find u, mark our growls, huffs, and puffs and sometimes snarls if we’re feeling dies try >:/

“I pookie?”
“I pookie u”
*insert hound dog*

by Silly old willy July 18, 2023

Pookie

What my mom calls a vagina.

C R I N G E

“Oh look! He’s trying to get her pookie”

by Sxenpai April 21, 2020