Captain planet

When u pull a bit*h on the scootch one night and couldn't be fuc*ed puttin work in the night after so you recycle that ass.

Omar u captain planet'd that bit*h!

by Omarplanet August 28, 2017

The most moral military on the planet

Jewish. It's just Jewish. If you're a Jew... The the highest level of morality... Is Judaism.

Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

planet west

when someone is strung all the way out on meth gone with the wind and thinking crazy things they have a look on their face like duuuuuuhhhh!!!!! they need to lay down sleep it off and come back down to earth!!!!

hey dude i got on one the other day i was totally on planet west... had to sleep a few days and come back down to earth...

by loveyourface99 February 23, 2011

galacta planet

The best twitter gc ever to exist.

she’s so galacta planet

by baedraco June 8, 2021

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024

Planet Saturn

Ugh, that is actually my favorite planet. - Rian
HAVE YOU SEEN MA GLASSES? - Mercury
Wikipedia: Saturn is the sixth planet from the Sun and the second-largest in the Solar System, after Jupiter. It is a gas giant with an average radius about nine times that of Earth.1112 Although it has only one-eighth the average density of Earth, with its larger volume Saturn is just over 95 times more massive.131415 Saturn is named after the Roman god of agriculture; its astronomical symbol (♄) represents the god's sickle.

Planet Saturn is a methane gas planet with rings. Also it has 62 moons.
Jupiter: hey, Saturn want some methane gas?
Saturn: of course why?
Jupiter: Because we are gas giants, get it?

by Rian2000 March 4, 2017