You sir are a beautiful lag.
by Lector charms May 12, 2014
When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.
Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!
Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!
Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
by Avenator14 November 09, 2010
The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.
Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!
Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!
Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.
by ThePerfectionist November 12, 2010
When you're in a game and get blocked from moving a certain way by lag. So, running one way in a game and it suddenly stops you before the lag calms down and let's you run again.
by DarkerDemon December 29, 2021
The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.
by Killerontheroad November 16, 2015
Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.
Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-
Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)
Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!
Jill: #################### (repeat forever)
-chat then freezes-
Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)
Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!
Jill: #################### (repeat forever)
-chat then freezes-
by Lilyitha January 05, 2014
aka Hetero lag- aka heterosexual lag: when you grow up thinking you are straight but you never really know but in the back of your mind you do really know you just push it back into your mind more though.
John: im gay- BUT HET LAG EVERYDAY AMIRITE
John at 60: still gay but still het lag
Be respectful to people who don't want to come out and get out of HET lag. It takes time.
John at 60: still gay but still het lag
Be respectful to people who don't want to come out and get out of HET lag. It takes time.
by hi im ugly but really cute January 06, 2021