Awkward Ice-Skate

The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.

Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.

"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"

"Nah, it's too cold"

****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****

by BrokenHeartedBoy December 1, 2010

Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

wobbly Skates

The act of performing the " Wobbly H " but while ice skating or rollerblading.

Jerald and Steve did the Wobbly skates with Kathy at the skating rink last night

by Bluie07 February 11, 2009

skate cash

A large amount of money, usually in the form of spare, disposable income

He has skate cash for a nice two bed

by Exquisite Cadaver October 22, 2019

sko skate

meaning "let's go skate(board)."

person 1: man, i'm so bored.
person 2: sko skate.
person 1: okay.

by the skateboarder June 1, 2005

speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t”

by Oldbehide November 8, 2018

mud skates

Cowboy boots.

Nice fucking mud skates Tex! Do you have the spurs to go with them?

by Steviep187 November 4, 2023