EA. Skate 3.

A game that people play because they cant skate on a goddamn skateboard.

Jake Paul:can you do darkcatch EA. Skate 3. oooohhhhohhh????

Me: Go fuck yourself

by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020

fake skate

Gamers that play skateboarding games like Skater XL. Most of them have their in-game character on Instagram and post footage there. Some of it went over to the mobile app True Skate and other console games like Session.
Adding to the personalities, there are also frake skate "companies" designing downloadable custom content for the games supporting it. Most of them are non profit.

I run a fake skate company.
Tony is a fake skater playing session or skater xl.

by toketwo.ts April 23, 2022

need my skates

it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky

Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates

by poochiegown March 9, 2022

Skate 3

a game that use to skate because you cant skate worth a damn

You SUCK BALLS AT SKATE 3

by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020

post-skate

Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.

Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!

by stillinrock July 8, 2018

Skate blunt seggs

Where a skater does a blunt. A skate trick. And someone walks up and sticks it in. Can be 2 males

I had skate blunt seggs it was so fun

by Baggsy boy August 14, 2025

skate cash

A large amount of money, usually in the form of spare, disposable income

He has skate cash for a nice two bed

by Exquisite Cadaver October 22, 2019