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Repeat offender

Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...

Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.
"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."
by Daisyt024 September 29, 2014
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holy offenhouser

A phrase overly used in Excitement, arrousal, or both.
When used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. Expect to see Santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. And expect to sit on his lap.
“Holy offenhouser”
“You rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on Santa’s lap, merry Christmas you rascal”
“Holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”
by Rascalrascal December 12, 2017
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Sex offender

Sarry the sex offender slept with 10 chicks today already
by Skitz cunt February 29, 2020
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Sex offender

A person who looks like YOU!!!!!
Hey are u ok
No because ur a sex offender
by Cocoharris August 27, 2019
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Offensephobe

Noun. An individual who is preoccupied with causing offense. An individual who punctuates their speech excessively and often needlessly with the words "no offense". An individual who uses these words at inappropriate moments. An individual who takes extreme and often times annoying measures to ensure that he or she is not causing anybody offense.
Waiter: "Sir, are you enjoying your steak"?
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now".
Waiter: wtf?

Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam".
Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"?
Cashier: wtf?

When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe.
by Juz4workn January 28, 2010
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Offensive joke

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.
1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
by Eliorb July 1, 2020
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Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck
Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"
by Beans_bois July 16, 2019
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