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Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.
Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?
by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018
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Oklahoma Deerglass

When one takes the glass part of a blender, then shoves it up ones asshole, and then turns it on and makes shits
I gave Samantha a Oklahoma Deerglass yesterday night!
by bentleyb-okc April 13, 2015
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Oklahoma Attitude

They are not Kansas and they are not Texas, but you had better believe that they are very satisfied with who they are.
Don't expect even a small acknowledgement from him after moving out of his way. He has the Oklahoma Attitude that you should not even have been there in the first place.
by Italian Soda March 12, 2019
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oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.
After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.
by NCHawk November 24, 2013
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Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 27, 2018
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Oklahoma destroyer

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023
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