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jewish antelope

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah
Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course
by swaggienigga123 February 23, 2014
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Jewish perfume

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.
Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.
by cloud hooker September 11, 2016
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Jewish Fisting

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.
"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."
by CancerOnSociety September 11, 2016
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jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.
Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!
by ballstits February 21, 2008
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Jewish Pinata

A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.
I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen
by Seymour Snatch October 23, 2011
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jewish balls

kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.
by Douglas Hartman April 12, 2005
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Jewish duck

4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.
Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!
by BAM DeMatteis April 28, 2005
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