Stir the Norwegian's porridge

To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.

Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.

Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.

by benlulz January 23, 2021

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Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.

My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state

by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017

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norwegian american

A norwegian american is a blond and blue eyed american from states in the US which are mostly fishing and farming communities who had norwegian ancestors stupid enough to move to america

"look at that blond guy fishing over there! He is definetly a norwegian american."

by The Bendu October 6, 2017

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The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

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A game envolving 3 moves.

1. Feed the pony(To grab the Genitals)
2. Milk (To grab the Cleavage)
3. Prostate exam (To insert a digit into the Anus)

The first to do all three successfully and call norwegian silly buggers wins.

Andrew "my ass still stings from the game of norwegian silly buggers i played last night with liam"

Davy "Feed the pony" (grabbing liams genitals)

by Mrbogangels January 20, 2012

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