pedophile

someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.
Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay
by Tuuner June 29, 2023
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pedophile

The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section
Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much

random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section
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Pedophile

The pedophile said they won't stay young forever
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DJ Pedophile

D-D-D-DJ Pedophile: Watch ya kids
Mother: Where is little Sally
Father: She said she was going to a concert
Mother: Uh Oh
Both: DJ Pedophile!
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PEDOPHILE GOD

A PEDOPHILE who has CIRCUMSCRIPTION INSCRIPTION and knows where all the targets are which is ONE.
Only a PEDOPHILE GOD can tell where they can go BUT this PEDOPHILE GOD knows all the traps they set and is a BUMPTIOUS son of a bitch as that ARROGANT ASSH0LE never stops his BIPOLAR BROADCASTING
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Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."
Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."
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THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW

WILLIAM HENRY GATES III...requirement as to have committed a CRIMINAL ACT with a PRISON PHOTO.

DECEMBER 13, 1977. APD 105 519

A new law FOR CONTROL to prevent any formation PEDOPHILE SEX RINGS where WILLIAM HENRY GATES III (THE THIRD ) was instrumental in the idea by interviewing JEFFREY EDWARD EPSTEIN.

Family situations are no exception as they have to STAGGER hotel arrangements if there are two or more as in opposition to THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW if two or more.

It is possible to the extent of great influence as RESTAURANTS are included in the THE "0NE PEDOPHILE LAW due to the COMET PING PONG PIZZERIA SCANDAL.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
Listen THE "0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW is only 0NE PEDOPHILE per hotel or motel as after they are told to say when they got one , "as we are totally booked'.

In any public accomodations or housing not anymore can PEDOPHILES share living arrangements under THE " 0NE PEDOPHILE " LAW.

Institutions of learning are not exempt as CLOSE CLASS one THE "ONE PEDOPHILE " LAW is satisfied.

Work place relations Al's has to follow THE "0NE PEDOPHILE" LAW as it is a very comprehensive powerful law body orchestrating it.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 06, 2022
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