I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife
by Kama June 27, 2006

“Hate the other side” is a song created by world famous singer/songwriter “juice” Jarad Higgins “WRLD”
E-boy: have you heard hate the other side it’s 🔥
Normal person: it’s an okay song
E-boy *doesnt hear because he’s to busy TikToking to it*
Normal person: it’s an okay song
E-boy *doesnt hear because he’s to busy TikToking to it*
by Nigger...123 September 9, 2020

by Pepe the yes March 12, 2016

jessica: we need to see other people
bob: you're cheating on me?!
jessica: how'd you know?!
bob: Urban Dictionary
jessica: oooooh
bob: you're cheating on me?!
jessica: how'd you know?!
bob: Urban Dictionary
jessica: oooooh
by Johnnykins June 15, 2008

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.
Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
by ebensteben April 27, 2008

