Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex

Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.

by Timothy McVeiny July 30, 2023

Oklahoma Thunderbang

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.

I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.

by Thick Biscuit October 9, 2016

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the sandwich condiments (disregard the bread) and put it all together then stuff it between someone's ass.

Subway was closed that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

Oklahoma tire swing

You know exactly what it is.

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!

by Beachpartysteve December 24, 2023

Oklahoma Panhandle

Sticking a jalapeño pepper up your or your partners asshole during sexual intercourse

Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.

by CornFed's Dictionary June 13, 2025