by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

i need u
by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018

Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.
by NCR Ranger April 28, 2021

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

Commonly used phrase to express a person’s interest in continuing the story of their life no matter how ugly it may get.
Person1: congrats on getting out of prison what is next for u my good sir
Person2: lmao man I need more Ink!
Person2: lmao man I need more Ink!
by nuhgyer May 4, 2022

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.
Or
Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020
