Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020

Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Naughty Knee grow

The sexual act of dumping out a container of cotton balls and forcing another to pick them up while being pounded from behind, and upon completion using the male member as a paint brush to slather the generated butt grease on the recipients face, avoiding the eyes and lips.

Carter upon arriving late, was surprised with a naughty knee grow in the job trailer, after completion of his organic face painting was then referred to as Mr Blowjangles for the remainder of the work day

by Gingerly ginger February 15, 2022

Naughtiful

A very beautiful and sweet person, who just happens to be very naughty in bed.

I shagged James last night. You woudn't expect it, but he is like sooo naughtiful

by Rowzy October 1, 2011

Naughty Cowboy

When a gay guy dressed as a cowboy rides you whilst you thrust into his ass like theirs no tomorrow, it ends when your about to cum and the guy riding you screams “Fill me up Daddy”

Hey Ryan what’s up?
Not much
Do anything interesting last night?
Yeah, I found out that Tyler likes to be a Naughty Cowboy

by The Real Queer Cowboy March 4, 2022