leave a lunker in the fish bowl

To take a big crap and not flush the toilet.

Don't invite E. pettit over, he often will leave a lunker in the fish bowl!

by kolman March 20, 2008

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leave me in your mother

This expression probably originated from the Hebrew expression "swear in your mother!" which is used as an exclamation conveying disbelief or surprise.

What? You she was at the party too?! Swear in your mother!

by Oren Douek March 23, 2005

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leaving a sperm trail

When you fuck girls/guys in different states/area codes, either cumming on their face/ass/in mouth/on leg/any body part; can also be on the floor or in underwear/socks: can be used in both cases

I have been leaving a sperm trail since 2017, when I came on a girls face I left a sperm trail on her face, then fucked another girl from Iowa and {made} a sperm trail.

by Sexual Innuendos July 07, 2018

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Leave your shoes at the door

To get so unbelievably fucked up, you are mentally checking your brain out of commission til further notice
To forget the past present and future, and to 'break the world down' into something way to complex for the untrained eye to discover.

After Kevin and Dom forgot: how much money they started with, how many bombers were ate, how blood got on Dom's sneaker, and why Kevin's shoes were litterally gone the next morning. They concluded that they had a leave your shoes at the door night.

by K-Rish December 29, 2010

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