Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man

"Barry over there is such a nonce"

by Blue jewel 87427 April 7, 2024

nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)

"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"

by kruto February 5, 2023

Nonce

a super cool, beautiful, handsome, charismatic, financially free, loving, caring, beautiful individual who is 6 ft full of an amazing personality.

you look like a nonce

by Congrats MrBeast April 19, 2022

Nonce

A British Paedophile who usually drives a Vauxhall Corsa or Fiesta ST

Did you see that nonce driving around in his Fiesta ST

by Paul Mapantzoffs September 22, 2022

Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat

“She 12 you Snapchat nonce”

by Jamesbev January 11, 2023

Nonce

A jolly good fellow

The man down the road is a nonce

by GirlyPoo May 18, 2021

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023