While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.
I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021

1) A wannabe drama queen; someone who starts rumors that no one believes and who is accually never involved in any real drama. They usually do it for attention cuz they don't get any.
2) how a 3 year old spells "drama queen"
2) how a 3 year old spells "drama queen"
Jayden: "did you hear that rumor that Natalia spread about you? It wasn't even believeable!"
Dana: "I know! She's such a drama kween!"
Dana: "I know! She's such a drama kween!"
by The drama kween October 17, 2016

by damnnitttt._. October 30, 2019

Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
by Mofirefist October 12, 2020

by Queen of life November 4, 2019

Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)
Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.
Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.
Girl #1: Becky and Sydney got in a huge fight on Facebooklast night over Becky's boyfriend! They both logged off but they logged back on this morning and apologized.
Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.
Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.
by SouthSystems March 15, 2009

wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.
by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023
