mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

Mud muffin

Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)

"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."

by R. Bowers October 7, 2012

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023

Dropping mud

Having to take a shit right after you drink coffee.

I drank and extra large coffee and had to take a mud dump right after. I was dropping mud

by Jpeso75 January 20, 2018

Mud Piggy

A person who is obsessed with eating ass.

You see that guy over there by the dumpster. Word has it from all the ladies turning tricks on 5th and Jackson that he is a real Mud Piggy.

by Elohdaeh March 3, 2021

Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 27, 2011

Mud flaps

A gay man’s condom

You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway

by tablecandles75 April 3, 2020