Moistache

The residue that is left on an upper lip after performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, I just that stupid hot girl from work out on a date and she gave me a moistache!

by Elmore0394 April 1, 2019

mustachup

Any mix of mustard and ketchup. The preferred nomenclature over ketchtard.

Give me a double double animal style and don't be shy with the mustachup.

by mustachup August 6, 2019

mostacha

(popular in Algeria ) woman who has a mostache

she is mostacha

by mehdiciro June 14, 2020

Mustachio

the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio

by Tuftylettuce January 14, 2021

mistacatboy

A mutual that’s on thin ice with my nerves

“mistacatboy just posted.. what will go wrong..”

by thesashastan March 23, 2021

mustache_deku

Mustache_deku is such an amazing tiktoker. Their extremely kind and hilarious. Even though their obsession with deku is a bit odd sometimes

Wow Mustache_deku is so cool!!
I love mustache_deku account!!

by Rorobertz June 1, 2021

Moistache

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.

Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023