Mikey

A slur that originates from a dude who cheated, lied, and leaked private conversations. A dude that does not respect mental wellbeing. A dude that never truly loved you, used you, and supposedly fell in love with someone else, but can't care to admit it. Someone who does not deserve forgiveness. Someone who does not understand mental disorders. Basically the biggest asshole you can think of.

Kate: omg you dont need him bestieee

mikey: *comes in*
Courtney: oh a mikey, TSKK

by Cluster_hug June 5, 2022

mikey

Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises

damn mikey that’s one large penis

by itsheather103 March 17, 2022

Mikey

He a bitch and always digging his nail in ppl weird ass hell emo black like 5'10

thats that nigga mikey look at them claws on his hands and feet bro!!

by K ball March 29, 2022

mikey<3

A very awesome, handsome, and funny guy on Discord. If you have a friend named mikey<3 on Discord. You are lucky as hell!

OH MY GOD! IT'S mikey<3!

by Someone called mikey January 29, 2022

mikey

a typical guy with the smallest willy to exist but yet says it is bigger

“ mikey has a small willy, but always says it’s 4inches”

“ he has a small willy, he must me a mikey”

by unknown123976 April 8, 2022

Mikey Fon Guin Reyes

a boymoder who cant accept the fact that they are a boymoder

hey look at that boymoder, hes such a Mikey Fon Guin Reyes

by weenorboy November 8, 2020

Mikey

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Mikey is a 🐝

by Lucid444 December 31, 2020