Michael

Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.
"Hey did you ask that boy out?"
"Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."
by stinky feet 1134 November 28, 2011
Get the Michael mug.

the michael

the act of a man performing fellatio on himself
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael
by John M. Atwater June 02, 2006
Get the the michael mug.

Michael

A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.
"What a perv.I bet that dude's name is Michael."
by Your mom said this. December 20, 2009
Get the Michael mug.

Michael

A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut.

However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.
Wow, that guy is such a michael!

OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael!
by lonewolf456709 April 02, 2010
Get the Michael mug.

Michael

The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.
Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked."

Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."
by fuckmichaellewwww August 16, 2011
Get the Michael mug.

michael

used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place
(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy #1 dude your such a michael lanahan

Guy #1-why are you so cool bro

Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles
by albertchinningsworththethird January 27, 2011
Get the michael mug.

Michael

The dried up poop left on your ass hairs after taking a huge dump.
Get the Michael mug.