Miami pax

The best plug in all of miami

“Oh my god this shit gasss u must have got it from Miami pax!!!”

by Dadenicalsks November 20, 2023

Miami coffee

Cocaine.

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?

by Hadita December 1, 2023

Miami Springs Middle School

A school where there's a lot of drug addicts, wannabe gangsters, annoying nerdy kids, and RHLM fanatics, the school with the best fights, riots, and snacks being sold, vapes, weed, etc. when you join this school, you automatically become an RHLM fan or a wannabe gangster.

Jacob: Yo you heard David joined Miami Springs Middle School
Christopher: Yeah man, he is such a crackhead RHLM fan now.

by thpseudonym July 8, 2023

Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.

Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.

by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023

Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.

“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”

by Aweebutter July 21, 2022