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The Mexican Landgrab 

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture
That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.
I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

The Mexican Sinkboy 

A Mexican in the Hempfield area who steals sinks and goes by the name Dylan
Principal: oh look it's the Mexican Sinkboy
Dylan: are you my dad?

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.
Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

Bobby The Deported Mexican 

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.
El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

The mexican spice straw 

Take a shot of hot sauce and spit it down someone’s pee hole and suck it back out.
Hey me and morgan did the mexican spice straw last night and my shit is still on fire.
The mexican spice straw by T-Money13 February 25, 2023