The Mexican Gap 

Old Navy clothing stores. Old Navy is highly frequented by Mexican Americans due to the lower prices and relatively fashionable clothes. Do not even consider going to an Old Navy in the SW United States during any clearance sales lest you wait 4 hours to check out. You can also tell a Mexican Gap by how disorderly the clothes are arranged 30 minutes after opening, because Mexicans consider it a big flea-market where they can throw clothes on the floor they don't intend to purchase.

Friend #1: "Hey lets hit up The Mexican Gap. They have $1 flip flops this weekend."
Friend #2: "Are you crazy?! It'll be one-in-one-out because of all the Mexicans! How about we wait until next weekend, pay a little extra, and save ourselves getting stabbed by some Mexican?"
Friend#1: "Word. Or we could go to actual Gap today. There shouldn't be any there."
Friend #2: "Truth."

The Mexican Gap by Cuban_B December 6, 2009

daniella the mexican 

a lesbian stripper! is mean, lesbian, and likes girls.
Flasher

man she is such a daniella the mexican

daniella the mexican by pooper scooper23 December 26, 2013

The Mexican Landgrab 

When a dude receives a secret hand job in the middle of lecture

That guy totally got a handy from that hot chick in class.
Yeah, it's been a big year for the mexican landgrab

The Mexican Landgrab by MrMcGibblets April 29, 2012

the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.

I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it

the mexican freshman by Candaaa May 28, 2014

The Mexican Sinkboy 

A Mexican in the Hempfield area who steals sinks and goes by the name Dylan

Principal: oh look it's the Mexican Sinkboy
Dylan: are you my dad?

The Mexican Sinkboy by Krombopulos Smiggle May 2, 2018

The Mexican Solo

The Mexican Solo is when somebody uses a bean burrito to masturbate. This burrito cannot be too hot, or too cold. This technique can be traced back all the way back to early humans and can be performed by both sexes.

Example 1:
Freind 1: Hey man do you wanna hang out tonight?
Friend 2: Nah man I've been planning on trying The Mexican Solo tonight.

Example 2:

Friend 1: I had to get a castration last night.
Friend 2: Why the hell would you do that?
Friend 1: I tried The Mexican Solo and it went wrong

Friend 2: How could it go wrong?
Friend 1: I didn't warm it up enough and got frostbite on my dick!

The Mexican Solo by shitstacey May 18, 2019

Bobby The Deported Mexican 

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.

El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

Bobby The Deported Mexican by MRblyat1 November 26, 2019