Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

melon husk

when you need to prevent copyright stuff on elon musk and are addicted to melons and/or husks

look over there! it's melon husk!

by not osama April 30, 2024

Melon head

A person who has recently said or done something stupid.

*Tom Holland spoils a movie script*
“Tom bro, you’re a fricken melon head”

by Bilingualofficechair February 17, 2023

Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

White melon

In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.

Mate, that page is proper white melon. No useful material.

by willynilly March 22, 2024

Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.

Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

melon soup

Slang term in porn meaning sexual intercourse between several big-breasted women.

"Whoa, I'd like to dip my spoon in that melon soup!"

by hugh5050 April 21, 2010