non-meateatian

a person who claims to be a vegetarian, but eats no vegetables.

Peter: 'I'm a vegetarian'
Carol: 'Oh so you eat loads of vegetables but no meat?'
Peter: 'I don't eat meat, but I don't eat vegetables either, I don't really like them.

Carols: 'So your a non-meateatian then.'
Peter: 'What's a 'non-meateatian'?
Carol: 'Someone who claims to be a VEGetarian but eats NO vegetables!'

by blissishappiness January 21, 2016

Freaky meatball

Fat ass bitch that sits at home and plays Xbox while jerking off to his inbred caveman like cousin hellboy.

He was becoming a freaky meatball, when he kept saying that guns a 3 shot!

by D1ckwas180007 April 22, 2016

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

florida meatball

Sucking on a sweaty scrotum.

I love Florida meatballs.

by SirAnarchy March 27, 2017

mediterranean meatball

when ya boi gets down on all fours and you shove a giant ball of cunk in his ass

gave my boy a mediterranean meatball last night.

by Droplu September 13, 2017

Cold Meatball

Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank

Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD

by Meatball master January 11, 2018

metal meatbag

Metal Meatbag is a dedicated follower of the unsigned hard rock and metal bands in arizona. phrase coined by Reverend Black Jack McBride singer guitar player for the metal band 2 IN THE CHEST on the dust bowl metal show.

Hey are you a metal meatbag?

by ReverendbjMcbride May 4, 2018