Mateo

The biggest asshole ever. He will claim he is your friend but is really a huge motherfucker CUNT a big moron who thinks he is the best but is really a shit head

“That fuckface Mateo is a cunt”

by Old John x7 December 1, 2018

makeover

This is the facial's older and tougher big brother. After a guy ejaculates, he takes his ejaculated swimmers and wipes it on the girl's face, hence, giving her a makeover.

Jim gave Janet a makeover by wiping his sperm all over her face. It sure improved her complexion!

by Stacy Ho November 13, 2007

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

mateo

dumb ass fuckin bitch

mateo is a dumbass fucking bitch

by sydkney November 18, 2019

John Mayer

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer

Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!

by SpiffyJ August 7, 2007

maycock

A massive faggot that has no dick and looks a lot like an alien. They have no friends and get recked all the time. They are also massive scrublords.

Hey Dave stop sucking dick, people will think your a maycock.

by Calius the great poon pounder April 15, 2014

John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.

"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"

by Theegg16 August 28, 2008