The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 08, 2020
by Dawinner January 05, 2017
by DickPlug69 September 07, 2018
“He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
by Binstep March 22, 2020
When you shave your beard and save the clippings then masturbate to completion and spread your ejaculate on your face then sprinkle your beard clippings onto your ejaculate-covered face and create a new beard.
My homeboy shaved his beard off but immediately regretted it, so he he came on his face and gave himself an Almaguerilla Mask.
by Calendar Boy September 13, 2020
by Countercorkscrew July 01, 2020