Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

by floyd33guy July 11, 2010

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teenage mother

1. a female who has sex too young with a guy whos only intrest in life is to get some,who end the end leaves her alone with a little baby who she will love unconditionally for the rest of her life
2. having no life again...ever

my dickwad exboyfriend got me pregnant and now im a teenage mother

by rebekah April 22, 2005

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Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

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Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.

That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

by American Captain June 23, 2008

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