Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.
by TriDickUnicorn March 14, 2014
A girl who maintains that she's still a virgin despite numerous bouts of anal intercourse.
A girl who believes she can remain a virgin if she only does anal
A girl who believes she can remain a virgin if she only does anal
by TrypticonUNnet September 12, 2008
The self realization that the rest of the world is having fun without you and your Mormon lifestyle. Typically a late 20's or early 30's something male who has never had a drink of alcohol or had sex with anybody other than his wife of 10 years. The male will rebel with his apostate and non-religious friends to equal a freshman in college, only 10-15 years older than the norm. Many males suffering a Mormon Crisis and leave the church because they are happier and feel the church has been holding them back from happiness.
Troy and Nathan are suffering a Mormon Crisis down at the local bar, they are out of control being that this is the first drink they've ever had and they are both 32 years old.
by tyehao September 20, 2010
Like catholic guilt but less wine with Joseph smith fan fiction mixed in. Catholics invented guilt; Mormons perfected it .
by Guilty January 24, 2016
The Reverse Mormon is a term to describe any obscure sex position. Used when you have no idea what you just did with your partner but you feel as if there should be a name.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.
The origins of the word play upon the fact that the Mormon religion practices abstinence and, thus the Reverse Mormon.
by HungoverMormon January 02, 2011
The 24th of July is a regular day across the world, but in Utah, it’s Mormon Halloween (commonly known as Pioneer Day). It’s when Mormon individuals, bored with their own lives, dress up as Pioneers and prance around in their bonnets and aprons, (but somehow retain the right to were modern-day foot apparel). Somehow, in their dizzying euphoria, they don’t understand that they look like JACKASSES. Perhaps, just perhaps, it’s the after-effects of too many antidepressants.
Jimmy: “You coming over today Jonny?”
Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”
Jimmy: “No…what?”
Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”
Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”
Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”
Jonny: “Don’t you know what today is?”
Jimmy: “No…what?”
Jonny: “It’s FUCKING Mormon Halloween.”
Jimmy: “O’Shit…there coming for us…they want 10%.”
Jonny: “Were fucking dead!”
by Morgay July 24, 2008
by Nifefight May 11, 2008