Midnight Rule

When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.

I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.

by Richard H January 08, 2008

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Midnight man

Midnight man
The midnight man is a poor soul who sam golbach (aka has a the smallest dick on the block) keeps annoying and

Midnight man: oooh a new person to haunt hahahahaha
Sam:....
Midnight man: oh for fucks sake you again?!?

Sam:...

Midnight man:...
Sam: sooooo how’s it gooooinnnng

Midnight man: well lucifer dumped me again he cheated with Gabriel can you believe it?!

Sam: yeah dude that mad

by Lucifer666k June 22, 2019

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Midnight rider

Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.

Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.

by QueenLina March 26, 2016

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midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 06, 2023

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