Mcdonalds Conspiracy

Ok, so heres the "Mcdonalds Conspiracy": Mcdonalds and LA fitness are in Cahoots, so, when a person eats a bunch of Big-Macs they feel guilty and get LA Fitness memberships. Then after all their hard work they feel they can "afford" to eat a Big-Mac. Then thats when the addicitions start kicking in. Then you spend late nights pondering why you keep getting fat then you go to the gym again, so, in this sense Miccy D's get LA Fitness customers and Vise-versa.
So you think thats it? NO!! Well, theres a third wheel...IPOD!!! Most people when running on the tred-mill or the just working out listen to their IPODS, and since IPODS are so poorly made the battery life soon decreases bit by bit due to all the usage, then it causes you to buy another IPOD then the same thing happens again until McDonalds, LA Fitness, and IPOD are making more money than any other franchise in this earth thus the reason those are the biggest franschises. Break The Habit

The Mcdonalds Conspiracy is messed up

by Angelo the man November 19, 2006

McDonalds Breakdown

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option

Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.

by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011

mcdonalds special sauce

The term means someone who is incredibly lame, that plays a scrub sport, and only one sport

Wow your a mcdonalds special sauce.

by Tabzsz September 4, 2014

McDonalds Drive-Thru

That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.

McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order.
Customer: uh thanks sir.
McDouch: Your welcome mam.
(In Private)
Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru
(Customer goes inside)
Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go.
McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks.
Customer: Ugh ok here.
McDouch: Thanks mam.

by Dead Whiteman March 25, 2017

McDonalds Colors

Every wonder why the colors are Red, Yellow, and White? The answer is simply it is the combination of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Don't ask why they were simply bored, and very very high.

Look for the SIGNS, the SIGNS are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do is believe. McDonalds Colors

by McThis June 17, 2008

McDonalds fan club

1) A fan club for fat people who go to mcdonalds, have large saggy male breast, are greasy, are unfitt, cant climb more than one flight of stairs and overall are fat greasy people.

2) a joke invented by a high school student

3) a fan club for anyone who makes vommiting sound when working out on The Biggest Loser USA

1) obeseguy: "McDonalds fan club, hot damn sign me up".

2) kid1: hey this is gonna sound weird but just hear me out, ok?

kid2: ok, fire away

kid1: well imagine this mcdonalds commercial where a fat guy walks into mcdonalds and barges to the front of the que and shouts "GIVE ME A CHEESE BURGER", and then eats the acne ridden teenager working the cashregister.

kid2:.....you know, you should be on tv.

by The hidden N August 24, 2010

McDonalds meat prosesing

When you are tiping cows then smoke a coco puff. then the cow says that you are gay. then it attacks you. So you piss on it the light it on fire and run it over with a semitruck that has chain saws attached to the front.

McDonalds meat prosesing Sucks.

by Dain666699999000true March 10, 2009