Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021

mister squidward

when you twist your dick and dislocate it so it is hard but floppy then stick it in your co worker at a restaurant

"bro i just did a mister squidward with hailey"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

The Masters School

Cock and Balls

Lord Danforth is the goat

"The masters School is Cock and Balls"

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA January 25, 2022

mister squirrel :3

a cute mini squirrel :3

look at that mister squirrel :3

by obsessedwithsquirrels September 13, 2020

mister swirly

The hairstyle worn by men going bald where the remaining four strands of hair are left long and then wrapped around the head five or six times in an attempt to conceal the fact.

That guy shaped like a bowling pin had a mister swirly

by complain jane April 3, 2008

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009