Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.

“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”

by quidlad January 22, 2019

Luke

The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.

"That boy luke is a real cheeser"

by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018

Luke

A good runner who Goes to St Augustines College and is in 7.3. He's 'Special'.

Thers 'Luke'

by DM @ Saints September 18, 2018

Luke

A smartass young man who smokes meth, gets drunk, and beats women on a daily basis.

Look at Luke over there all fucked up and what not. His personality matches the wife beater he's wearing.

by Carlos024 October 2, 2018

Luke

A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.

“Luke is a right tail jockey”

by Beaneyman May 18, 2018

Luke

He is mean and against women. He’s v far up his own ass because he believes getting kicked in the balls hurts more than childbirth.

Person 1: Ugh that guy is sexist
Me: That must be a Luke

by jew01117228832 June 8, 2018

Luke

Someone with a tiny schmeet

Luke definition: can be defined as someone with a small penis and someone who cant bag any bitches what so ever.

by Fxrxgydgg4tvghhfgtg June 9, 2018