Louis Tomlinson, widely known as the sassmasta from doncasta, is the most savage, sassy little shit to walk the earth. give that bitch a carrot and suspenders and he'll smack you with his boyfriends gucci handbag and then walk away while showing off his ass, bigger than Kim's. He signed a contract with Eleanor Calder but won't admit it, it is believed that the contract will end late June 2020 (next month). Call him smol and he outta teach your flat ass a lesson or two because he's 5"9. Mess with him and your dead.
Harry (to the other One Direction boys): Yo look at my hubby, he's so smol and sexy.
Louis Tomlinson(to harry): SHUT THE FOOK UP! I WILL FOOK YOU UP
Louis Tomlinson(to harry): SHUT THE FOOK UP! I WILL FOOK YOU UP
by louistomlinsonofficial May 31, 2020
Get the Louis Tomlinsonmug. by Yeah I'm Him May 2, 2007
Get the King Louismug. A pathetic excuse for a designer and a hell of a lot of waste of money.
Anyone who buys LV crap is just a Paris Hilton wanna be, and should choke on their dinner.
Anyone who buys LV crap is just a Paris Hilton wanna be, and should choke on their dinner.
Chick - "I just totally wasted my money on that stupid peice of ass Louis Vuitton bracelet! It was $98,000,000,000 and it just broke!"
Aww, go have a cry now.
Aww, go have a cry now.
by Juzzzzz October 25, 2006
Get the louis vuittonmug. To receive a substantial fart (enough to make your cheeks puff out) orally while in the act of rimming.
by CAVL April 14, 2015
Get the Louis Armstrongmug. 1. A penis shaft that has been forcibly separated from the head. This could be the result of a Louisiana jack hammer or a failed attempt to execute a bloody sock.
2. The King of France from 1774 to 1791 who was executed by decapitation.
2. The King of France from 1774 to 1791 who was executed by decapitation.
by Dinsdale.Piranha December 26, 2008
Get the Louis XVImug. A cock (vulg.). Commonly a derogatory term for someone of limited appeal, talent, or charm. Also -
Descriptive of the state that young men occasionally find themselves in after contracting thrush, whereby they can be said to have
An Irritating Cock
(Louis Walsh is one of the panel on Simon Cowell's UK version of 'The X Factor', despite being a talentless wanker.)
Descriptive of the state that young men occasionally find themselves in after contracting thrush, whereby they can be said to have
An Irritating Cock
(Louis Walsh is one of the panel on Simon Cowell's UK version of 'The X Factor', despite being a talentless wanker.)
Did you see Louis Walsh on X Factor?! He's a cock. Or, post-Amsterdam excursion, a young man was heard to say "I wish I'd never gone to De Wallen, I've got a right Louis Walsh now"
by Controlled Magic December 11, 2010
Get the Louis Walshmug. A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.
(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010
Get the Louis Futonmug.