korean arrival

The opposite of an “Irish goodbye.” When someone arrives to a social event quietly and without fanfare, possible without saying hello to anyone.
Nate: “Wow, Dave, I didn’t even know you were at this party? How you been?”
Dave: “I’m good. I owe Mike some money so I wanted to make a Korean arrival and then leave.”
by Disco Mac January 02, 2024
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Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.
Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad
by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021
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Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.
Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad
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Korean Mimosa

3/4 Miller highlife + 1/4 Soju in Pint glass or champagne flute. The rich man's somek.
Dude is that somek? Nah dude we fancy here. It's a Korean Mimosa.
by RangerLarry September 22, 2019
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Korean strategy

Phrase for some uncommon but working strategy, mostly in games like League of Legends.
Person 1: *Picks Leona jungle*
Person 2: "Is this some type of korean strategy?"
by RockyCZ07 October 01, 2022
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Creamy Korean

Eating a cum covered Korean corn dog during anal sex
"Hey Richard, wanna give me a creamy Korean later tonight?" - Fred
by Lawwinlg June 09, 2022
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Korean Hello,

Greeting a stranger for the first time by breaking wind. i.e emitting gas, directly into their mouth. You grab the back of their head and bury it deep in your cheeks. Often proceeded by an attack from 3rd tier Canadian actor.

This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom.

In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts.

Unfortunately, in light of the me too movement, this is no longer able to be performed through aggressive sexual behaviour. So humiliating toilet humour has replaced sexual harassment. Bobby Lee has thanked the me too movement for this, as previous attempts at sexual dominance have ironically ended in his own humiliation.

Synonym. "A fine how do you do."
Hey Bobby we need to. talk, please come in?

What up?

Well Ron Peterson made an official complaint about you farting into Christa's open mouth.

WHAT, I didn't stick my did in her mouth - I just farted. This is a cultural misunderstanding... where I'm from ITS CALLED A " Korean Hello,

Bobby! You're from San Diego.

... Ok I'll buy her a gift basket and write her into a sketch.
by Trumper Dumper February 02, 2021
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