Keybola

Any disease or illness caught from a computer keyboard. Most usually a shared or public computer. Occurs due to people with dirty hands using keyboards.

Dave: Have you seen Jimmy recently?
Alan: No I haven't, he works at an office right?
Dave: Yeah, he does
Alan: Must have a case of Keybola

by Roo_12 December 15, 2014

keyboard spam

Something usually used when the person is excited or upset.

keyboard spam examplesExample 1, excited: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING CONCERT BF^UYFVHVF&UYTB&IUR ^ROUN&^BTU#V^WFBWRO GEY Example 2, upset: OMFG YOU'RE A FUCKING HACKER YOU FUCKING BITCH ZYOZu DESERVE TO DIE IN A DITCH YOU FUCKING CAMPER IFUE V*YEuyj JYNO EYugnE B&UYI ENYI fiubygj ne8YU WY@B&IWN YWiuy bustayh I*ufhw n&HuyiSN bfyweabSIbf e

by haha funni internet man September 1, 2022

qwertz keyboard

°^1!2"3§4$5%6&7/8(9)0=ß?´`qwertzuiopüÜ+*asdfghjklöÖäÄ#'yxcvbnm,;.:-_
that's it

yeah
that's basically a qwertz keyboard
ok here have some ACTUAL things about it
y is replaced by z and vice versa
ENG DE English (United States) German keyboard.
you will be confused when typing ascii characters and stuff, such as trying to find and
yeah uh that about it uhhhhhh

by literally just a bicycle September 7, 2021

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

Shit stained keyboard

When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.

Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.

by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006

keyboard-activist

A person who posts entries or comments on blogs and video sites completely unrelated to the topic currently under discussion, usually with a political motivation. Can...and should be used in a derogatory fashion.

I think all keyboard-activist (s) need to get a life.

by wnap2003 June 28, 2008

keyboard salsa

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004