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Keith

Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
Do you know Keith Starmer?

The liar that broke all of his ten leadership pledges?

That's him!
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
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Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH
Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
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A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
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keith

the most amazing person ever who i love so much, he deserves the world <3
by r1oooo November 14, 2021
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keith griffis

The greatest man to ever exist on planet earth. The recreation of god himself
“Is that Keith Griffis? “
Yes sir it is”
by uwutime October 19, 2019
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Keith

Parents: "We'll name our child, Keith"
Doctors: "Ew what the fuck"
by ShowMeYourMotavation August 31, 2022
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keith tressler

Guy friends make him harder than a girl ever could.
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