Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
by Den-bot February 13, 2005
Get the Keyboard Commandomug. A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
by VicTimBla October 10, 2010
Get the keyboard warrior creatormug. Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.
by sparkleyes10 May 16, 2013
Get the Keyboard worrier.mug. When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
by Fasal Ahad November 10, 2006
Get the Shit stained keyboardmug. When you turn over your keyboard and all the bits and pieces of food and other matter fall out, ready to be snacked on.
Jim was so hungry because he forgot his lunch, so he turned his keyboard over for some keyboard munch and crunch.
by Jules350 December 14, 2015
Get the keyboard munch and crunchmug. When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.
by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021
Get the smashing your keyboardmug. 1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
by 1h81337 June 7, 2007
Get the keyboard tough guymug.