How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.
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