Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it

Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.

by dangitdangit February 28, 2012

precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.

The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump

by ThePKDude September 18, 2013

Coalition jumping

A tactic used in Bytro's strategy games that allows you to have as much information and diplomatic manipulation of the map as possible using player-made coalitions.

"Quebec was coalition jumping, now they know my army location and size"

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Jumping volley

Karate kicking a ball while jumping and saying "jumping volley"

Óran did a jumping volley to score the winning goal at the bbq.

by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021

bush jump

An adrenaline fuelled sportoriginating at a kentish village allotment back in 2017. Competitiors go head to head to leap: as high as they can; and as deep as they can into a bush, hedge or shrub (of varying species).

Charles: Fuckenell, fucken big bush jump!!

Andy: Yeah fuck, the chaps gonna send it for a 7 metre!!!

by j.hamós June 16, 2018

high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.

Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!

by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013