Josh

The type of guy that asks to hang out with you, but doesn’t say anything or contribute to the group at all

Wow, Jeremy was really a Josh when he came up for the pre game

by SugarSmacks! March 28, 2020

Josh

Tiny dick, big bitch, possibly gay, Klinefelter syndrome having ass nigga who probably wants your D. If you see a Josh just try to out run him which should be easy too do due too his morbidly obese stature. If he does manage to catch you, he will most likely pull you pants down and molest you.

Person 1: “HELP THERES A JOSH COMING”
Person 2: “PH JESUS CHRIST RUN. HIDE THE KIDS”
Josh: “COME HERE LITTLE BOY”

by White_Van_Man March 30, 2020

Josh

A simp that puts himself under a girl just to get friend zoned. A nigga who gives their all to some weak ass or thot ass hoes. He is one of those niggas that lie to the girls for some mediocre pussy. Usually goes for flat hoes

Look at that josh getting friend zoned again.

by Rainbow monkey February 18, 2020

Josh

Josh is a sus person that is in sledgang and is your typical white boy and uses no u as a comeback

Josh is sus.

by A sus February 18, 2020

Josh

Josh is the cutest, hottest, sexiest guy you will ever meet. He puts people he cares about before himself (which he really shouldn’t). He always tells his partner how much he loves them in a heartbeat. If you ever date a Josh NEVER leave him because you won’t find anyone better than a josh. Josh also tends to have an above average penis (so great fun). Josh is the best person you will ever meet so you don’t ever want to loose him. You know he’s a keeper if he smells amazing and the sight of him takes your breath away.

Person 1: Who is the hottie over there.

Person 2: That is Josh
Person 1: Woah I want a Josh

by I’m the person with the truth February 22, 2020

Josh

A simp he will drop you and betray you for some choochie.
All thought he can be an awesome friend juts be careful

Hey did you see josh,

Oh no he's simping again

by Littleburnb February 24, 2020

Josh

Incredibly intelligent guy who has a drive to overcome the hardest obstacles and push towards the best version of himself.
Josh is an incredible man with impeccable taste in music (Even though most people think that he only listens to Trap music) He has an incredible talent for memorizing song lyrics, and isn’t afraid to show that talent off! Ask him to recite almost any Eminem song off the top of his head, he can do it!
Josh has an incredible head of dark curly hair, and beautiful blue eyes with gorgeous specks of greens and golds. He has the PERFECT nose! And he’s got the cutest freckles that never cease to catch your eyes! He’s a looker for sure! He just doesn’t know it.
Anyone close enough to Josh knows that he’s driven by emotion. He wants to make strong connections with those around him, and he will always go out of his way to help anybody in need. There isn’t a bad bone in Josh’s body. He’s incredibly funny, and he doesn’t even have to try. He always knows how to lighten up the mood, even if he cant bring himself to feel the same way he tries to make others feel.
Josh is perfect. He’s unpredictable, funny, smart, and kind.
Josh is the love of my life. I love this boy to the edge of the universe and back.

“Have you talked to Josh lately?”
“Oh! Josh, you mean the super attractive, funny, and absolutely charming man that I get to call my boyfriend? Yeah, just got off the phone with him a couple of minutes ago!”

by PeanutButterAndSadHam February 26, 2020