Jose Miguel

When a person that should be competent in their field reassures you about something that eventually turns out to be the complete opposite.

A: "You know, I had inserted a gift code, and the Customer Service guy told me that those 8$ Netflix tried to get from my card were just a test to see if my card was available and that the money would be given back to me immediately after finishing registration. At the end, I never saw those 8$ again."
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"

by lowlowcancel December 18, 2019

Jose Lima

cocktail of: 1 shot gin, 1 part tonic, 1 part 7-Up, splash of lime juice

that is one tasty Jose Lima

by Smacky McChampion April 21, 2008

Pulling a jose

Never joining the party after a plethora of invites

"if this nigga don't join the fucking party.". "Fr though he pulling a jose."

by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018

Jose Rivera

The most burned Mexican you will ever see. Likes to suck dick while he hits the dab. And gets fucked by jorge

Jose Rivera is a gay fag and like dick

by TheClashKiller69 May 13, 2019

Jose Hernandez

A boy that likes Leilah O, Sophia G, and his nickname is Mr. Steal Yu Grl . One thing u will find him saying a lot, lot, I mean a lot is Broski, Rad, Unrad , and Brah

Jose Hernandez: brah ur so unrad
Me: -_-

by Jose Himself December 5, 2019

jose fernandez

the most mexican kid you will ever meet

Hey jose fernandez mow my lawn

GIT ER DONE

by giterdone111 October 6, 2016

Jose Luis

This is the nastiest skank I've ever met. Do not trust him. He is a fugly slut. This bitch has no soul nor feelings.

You are such a jose luis. I can’t believe you had a foursome

by Thefoursometeacher November 23, 2021