by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018
Get the John mug.john is someone who flirts with everyone and believes they will get with him. Really he just annoys people and they tell me he’s always annoying them all the time and it’s annoying me how many people fucken say this. Ugh people need to learn to not be a John :)
by Angel 👼🏼 August 28, 2018
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Get the John mug.Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.
Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"
by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018
Get the John mug.john is the type of guys that will beat himself up if things go wrong, but will happily do the opposite when needed.
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
Johns are renowned for working in the claims industry or sales, they tend to love football and places with belmont in the name.
johns are sensual and at times can be very in touch with there emotional side, which in turn is good for friends and family.
After doing a review on all johns, 98 percent all seem to have the same generic condition commonly known as gout.
We find johns to be sedentary beings apart from walks to the pub or work.
Overall johns are friendly caring characters and always fun to have around
john is good
by neilg1980 June 1, 2018
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