John

gay ass nigga

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”

by niggawarrior February 20, 2018

John

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.

John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."

by Krkič February 4, 2020

John

Bogus

That idea is so John

by Hshdbeishsbeisoxjdpwb April 27, 2019