Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jaredvin

A fucking faggot

Jaredvin you faggot

by @ablaze.cs July 22, 2019

Jared

A little bitch

Jared's a little bitch

by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019

Jared Lipp

A name used for the boy at school who attracts all the gay boys, and secretly likes it. Sometimes can be found docking under the bleachers at football games.

Wow that kid is such a Jared Lipp pretending he’s doesn’t like the gay kids looking at his ass.

by ApeGoblin January 11, 2020

Jared Daniels

White straight male with gay tendencies at which is suppressed through radical acts (defecating in a field, snorting cocaine, etc.) and having sexual intercourse with females without consent.

Man 1: Yo bro this girl last night got it bad.
Man 2: Did you get consent though?
Man 1: Nah
Man 2: Bro you just pulled a Jared Daniels lol

by bjake February 26, 2020