jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022

jens martin

Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you

OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin

by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019

Jens

A very athletic, witty teenager, who attracts a lot of pretty girls. Jens is intelligent and has never lost a debate his entire life; an absolute gentleman. He doesn't give a crap of what people think about him and is usually really tall, or really short - no in-between. He may seem chill and cool on the outside, but on the inside, he's depressed and has poor mental health. He teases as a way of flirting and rizzes up the gorgeous raven-haired girls. BRO'S GOT W RIZZ FOR REAL.

Oh Jens...Depression is just a phase...

by ThatGigaChad November 2, 2023

Jens

Brainy and musical, always let emotions come first.

Bro thats an out-and-out Jens!

by MusicalMan August 17, 2020

Jens

Jens is your typical Rich kid, his dad has a lot of money.

Can I get some cash daddy? Ofc you can Jens.

by JensErRiiii1k May 11, 2017

hurricane Jen

This is when a girl gives you a tornado style blowjob so hard she gets blisters on her hands then tears come out of her eyes from gagging, upon providing the payload , the man says “pew pew pew”

Dude, it’s my birthday and hurricane Jen hit my house. She’s still crying.

by Happy man man November 23, 2024

Chia Jen

A weird girl, always very attractive and kind, she’ll be your listening ear and is a very good friend. Extremly sweet, it’s not hard for her to capture hearts ;)

“she’s such a good friend, i’m never letting go of Chia Jen”

by HumansGalore April 20, 2019