8th jan

National bullying zein day

He zein its 8th jan, you should fucking kill yourself!

by swaggatronpenisvagina January 3, 2022

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

Jan

A SUB(Super-Uper Boyfriend).

I love a Jan.

by wju January 19, 2025

Jan 31st

Give your crush a kiss day

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0

by krika :) January 29, 2023

Jan Niña

Jan Niña means "ray of sunhine" that according to mythology, once a person was hit by its light will turn into a beautiful girl named Jiafei.

Jan Niña was Jiafei-rized.

by robynfentybilat November 4, 2022