Jan

cool skid that is cool?

jan is so cool

by executionsz July 26, 2021

jan aber

that dude in the six impala server without a soundcloud account.

"I been waiting for this jan aber fella to link me his shit, homes!"

by LimpMushroomTip November 6, 2018

Jan odonnell

She's hot. Juggy mom with a big Ole butt!

Looking for a BBQ to join.

"Jan Odonnell is one hot momma"

by Doinyamommysmommy November 4, 2022

Jan-Harm

Broken gym man.
A boy that was in love and got broken so bad that he started working out. A man who works out daily so that he doesn't ever go back to the weak way he was.

Boy 1: Bro are you good?

Boy 2: yes, i am just going Jan-Harm zone thats all, breaking my limits.

by USAGymrat November 23, 2021

Jan

A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.

How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.

by Jewsian Ancestry September 26, 2022

Jan

Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.

Jan: I’m 178 cm tall!
Any woman: no, you’re not

by irinadalamuie April 23, 2023

jan - jan

a rat the is short angry, scared of everything. always makes who asked jokes like who asked for you to be a short lil cunt. short gyal ova here!!!!

"omg, is that jan - jan?" "mhm, it is!!" "that short lil cunt"

by anonymous June 8, 2022