James

A kid who never gets off his phone and lives in his room. He gets no girls and only skips school to work.

Dont be like James.

by 1246141 January 20, 2022

James

James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet

Out of all James that I know, they all date a girl named either Anna or Emma

by gorillatitties June 1, 2022

James

james is very 🖤 emo

james is emo

by M4T3R14LG1RL April 17, 2022

James

sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.

overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut

Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"

by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021

james

a hot guy that everyone thinks that you are insane for liking because they think he's a psychopath

John: Omg say that guy I so James or I'm not gay. Chase: Dude I'm literally your boyfriend.

by Sage the major Sage June 18, 2021

James

James is a vary quiet man if your not close to him or if you dont no him that well. He is generally a good football player and tall and slim. Is more attracted to more nerdy girls but enjoys viewing butifule girls. Usually have a step dad and dont se there dad much. Has one really good freind that is allways there for him while everybody else just talkes to him. He is a very nice person.

That one kid james is so quiet.

by Austin champlin September 13, 2017

James

A bitch.

Quit being a James, bro.

by Warpig214 March 24, 2019