now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.
by jimbo762 November 22, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. 
most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
by theMessiah_______ April 8, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. James is a vary quiet man if your not close to him or if you dont no him that well. He is generally a good football player and tall and slim. Is more attracted to more nerdy girls but enjoys viewing butifule girls. Usually have a step dad and dont se there dad much. Has one really good freind that is allways there for him while everybody else just talkes to him. He is a very nice person.
That one kid james is so quiet.
by Austin champlin September 13, 2017
Get the Jamesmug. James is the funniest and nicest kid you’ll ever meet. James is the type of person you’d want to sit next to in school. He’s extremely athletic and has a fantastic physique. James is really good at sports, especially soccer.
Person 1-Did u see James
Person 2- Who that really nice kid
Person 1-Yeah where is he
Person 2-He’s playing soccer
Person 2- Who that really nice kid
Person 1-Yeah where is he
Person 2-He’s playing soccer
by Big Daddy J.E March 6, 2019
Get the Jamesmug.